If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
2025 · 1h 53m · Drama · United States of America · Rated R (US)
Everything is under control.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Written & directed by
Mary Bronstein6.3Smart score
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absent husbandfemale protagonisthotellong island, new yorkmontaukmotherhoodmysterious illnessparenting stresspsychological dramasick childtherapistwoman director
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